Greetings!
I'm so glad you've found your way to my little corner of the internet! This website is still very much a work in progress, and probably always will be, but my plan is for it to be a way to consolidate all of my writings, projects, and personal nonsense to a single centralized place so that if [insert platform here] goes tits-up, I don't lose everything I've ever done.
Welcome in. Explore. Knock yourself out. Please note that that is a figure of speech and it would really suck for me if you knocked yourself unconscious while doing something.
- Ollie
Site last updated 2.5.2026
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Ugh.
16 March 2026
I know I made a joke on the main page about making this website in case [insert site here] went kerflooey. I somehow never expected Tumblr to shoot itself in the foot quite THIS badly, but here we are. See More
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patience my brother (and patience my friend)
Chapter 28: A Palace Cracked
Posted on 10 September 2026
Jon was the first one out of the shower, if the sound echoing down the hall was anything to go on. That wasn’t much of a surprise, all things considered; they’d tossed for the right to use the shower in the master suite—sharing was fine if it was a quick wash, but this was going to be in depth—and the one who won had to feed the cat first, so he’d got in before Melanie. The shooting they’d done the previous night had been a bit messier than usual, and since it was thankfully closer to Manchester than London, they’d been able to persuade Toni to drop them off at home rather than make them take the train smelling like they’d been crawling through a cow pasture. Which, well, they had. Continue
