Greetings!
I'm so glad you've found your way to my little corner of the internet! This website is still very much a work in progress, and probably always will be, but my plan is for it to be a way to consolidate all of my writings, projects, and personal nonsense to a single centralized place so that if [insert platform here] goes tits-up, I don't lose everything I've ever done.
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- Ollie
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16 March 2026
I know I made a joke on the main page about making this website in case [insert site here] went kerflooey. I somehow never expected Tumblr to shoot itself in the foot quite THIS badly, but here we are. See More
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patience my brother (and patience my friend)
Chapter 30: Backyard Promises
Posted on 17 September 2026
It wasn’t often that one of them was up earlier than the other. Or at least not very long before one another. Their bed was big enough that they could get up without disturbing one another, but the house they’d bought in London wasn’t as well maintained as the one in Woodley had been and something usually creaked, or the plumbing rattled when they took their showers. And Melanie, quite honestly, had been sleeping like shit lately, so she was really, really easy to wake up over nothing. Continue
