Greetings!
I'm so glad you've found your way to my little corner of the internet! This website is still very much a work in progress, and probably always will be, but my plan is for it to be a way to consolidate all of my writings, projects, and personal nonsense to a single centralized place so that if [insert platform here] goes tits-up, I don't lose everything I've ever done.
Welcome in. Explore. Knock yourself out. Please note that that is a figure of speech and it would really suck for me if you knocked yourself unconscious while doing something.
- Ollie
Site last updated 2.5.2026
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Ugh.
16 March 2026
I know I made a joke on the main page about making this website in case [insert site here] went kerflooey. I somehow never expected Tumblr to shoot itself in the foot quite THIS badly, but here we are. See More
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patience my brother (and patience my friend)
Chapter 9: The Professional Twilight
Posted on 6 July 2026
Mrs Hough surprised them after they came in from the schoolyard with a chocolate cake, and the whole class sang the Happy Birthday song. Jon understood why they put his name first—happy birthday, Jon and Melanie fit the rhythm better than happy birthday, Melanie and Jon—but it still didn’t quite feel fair. Melanie told him to stop being silly and enjoy the cake. Continue
