Left At Albuquerque

a TMA/Looney Tunes fanfic

Day 10

Content Warnings:

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“Are you thure about thith?” Daffy asked, snapping on the recorder again once he had threaded a new tape through it.

“Eh-y, eh-y, eh-yes,” Porky said, as firmly as he could through the stutter. “This is n-not going to go on the, eh, l-laptop.”

“That’th not what I mean. Why do you want to make a thtatement tho bad?”

“I-I mean, it’s eh-wh, eh-wh, eh-wh, eh-what we eh-d-do here.”

Daffy snorted. “No, what we do ith rethearch thtatementh. Uthually made by liarth, prankthterth, and the mentally unwell.”

Porky shrugged. “Well, you eh-tuh, eh-tuh, eh-trust me, and you can all a-attest to my eh-suh-sanity, eh-r-right?”


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